rain rain go away

So, anyone who lives in New Orleans knows that it rains alllll the time here in the summer.. some people by glasohes or rainboots or however you say it, but i hate those things. they make it look like everyone has cankles, and no one likes a girl with cankles - right?
so - here's my idea: Super High Heels! you can walk through the water without your feet getting wet if they're up on 4 inch stilettos. You could get platforms or wedges, but then your shoes would get wet, too, and then they might start to smell, which is like the most disgusting thing EVER. if you just wear really high heels, then only the heel part goes in the water, and that's usually made of plastic, anyway - so it doesn't matter if it gets wet.

Here's a picture of some ridiculous Lamborghini stilletos, which are a little ghetto, but kinda cute in there own way... and they could definetly handle some crazy ass rain!

Also - people who roll up there jeans when it's raining really need to get a clue.
1. it's not 1994 anymore
2. why are you wearing jeans in the rain anyway? if they get wet, they'll shrink up and suffocate your legs - i saw it on Mythbusters (hahahahaah - i know what ur thinking - "cammie, you don't watch mythbusters" - but i do watch it when i'm with a guy who wants to watch it)
3. int he summer, most girls should be in cute dresses or shorts anyway. stop wearing jeans and you wont' have to worry about them getting wet in the rain

Now - everyone's problems are solved!